Wednesday, 21 October 2015

Support this dude's bid to become a Teespring winter top-seller or convert your own dank memeage to cash?

This is how easy it is!

What is Advertism?

In the spirit of artistic mavericks such as PicassoBanksyWarholMatisseBeltracchiLichtenstein, Jack Whyte and other well-known renegades - the self-taught school of Advertism proclaims that product placement has long been a means by which creativity may support itself. Essentially the same as any commercial artistry - except honest about its goals - the difference is that opposed to seeking elaborate sponsorship - advertainment memes are humorously presented as overt advertisements for self-made applied arts projects such as Hero Chain - just one of Dylon Whytes’s unique produced-on-demand couturier product lines and Scrapbook: a story of art - his father’s full-colour memoir.

“If you find that this type of art upsets you this is due to its blatant honesty - and - well - if you’re upset by honesty - then fuck you - your lies - your hypocrisy and your motherfucking censorship.” ~ Dylon

Saturday, 3 October 2015

Do you miss Saturday Morning Cartoons and Sugary Breakfast Cereal as much as I do?

Today's Chainman Banner brought to you by the Good Old Days and Herochain - BE THE HERO!

Got to thinking about how much I used to look forward to cartoons on Saturday mornings when I was a kid. Especially the ones that don't involve catching every new overseas consumer trend like hemorrhaging a Ebola  of the pocketbook.

So this week I decided to make my own very Saturday Morning Cartoon - [HeroChain Presents] The Majestic Moose in G Miner - hope you guys enjoy! This was one of those rare weeks where I actually had a little extra time due to Waifu's vacation - so I honestly don't know when I might have time to create a piece this intricate again - at least for awhile.

As for me, today I'm taking the rest of the thanks-for-giving weekend off. Love you guys! Remember - likes are ok, sharing rocks and subs are superb!

Thanks in advance for your patronage (the good kind) and supporting the arts!

Friday, 2 October 2015

Flashback Freya's Day?

Yesterday's Throwback Thorsday Banner brought to you by HeroChain - Legendary Home of Ass Guardian Armoured Pillows - the one and only cushion officially sanctioned by all the major and minor Gods of Thunder!

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Today's Chainman Banners brought to you by HeroChain spokesman Mr. Animeme!

For myself I can't imagine a single occasion of actually entertaining such a ridiculous notion!